Hullo! Dark fantasy fandom blog still recovering from a wash through a purity-infected fandom.
Unusually obsessed with AUs.
Does anyone actually read these things? If you actually read this send me a prompt and I'll write a short story for you (I apologize in advance for the wait, i’m not exactly what one would call "fast").
not so friendly reminder telling people to kill themselves because you don't like their fucking shipping habits is unhinged and not normal
just because you decided thoughtcrimes are a thing does not give you right to suicide bait or threaten someone. please seek therapy and unlearn that nonsense asap for the safety of others and yourself. shit's not healthy.
the blue-banded toucanet is a relatively small member of the toucan family. they are found in tropical forests of bolivia and peru. these toucanets tend to be social, and are often found in pairs or small groups. like other toucan species, they are primarily fruit-eaters, but are opportunistic feeders that will take lizards and other small prey. the sexes share the same plumage, but juveniles are duller in coloration.
remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave
How fucking old are you people?
normal amount
this is a poem
i couldn’t not draw this
the rat poem is too powerful that’s why they don’t talk about it
Non Shrike AU content yet again but idea where Danny takes on being a superhero more or less out of Amity Park once he’s slightly older. Danny continues to go by Phantom. He’s a sudden unknown with a rogue gallery who seems to follow him no matter how quickly he travels from city to city. The destruction that follows him is hard to notice and as a result the Justice League attempts to intervene but it’s leaving them questioning who exactly this new hero (or foe) is. He is able to go toe to toe with some of the veteran League members until he usually realizes he can’t exactly win against them (experience vs. raw power doesn’t always work in his favor) and runs away. The League is trying to get a grasp on his powers and abilities and in the end, since he doesn’t seem fond of actually interacting with the League, Danny is deemed a threat. It’s especially concerning when some members spy him lingering on the edges of Earth’s atmosphere star gazing.
Danny views the situation differently, he’s trying to contain ghosts appearing from an influx of natural ghost portals throughout the country while juggling being a freshman in university. His goal is get them under controlled as quick as possible, no time for banter, no time to interact with the local heros. He has a job to do. However when the Justice League starts coming after him he believes they realize he’s a ghost/part ghost and trying to detain him under the ecto acts. He’s terrified and views them as a threat so of course he’s going to fight them if they try to get to close.
Danny is eventually captured by Superman after a rogue battle in Metropolis that was extremely difficult so having Superman come in directly after was a losing battle from the start. He’s taken to the Watch Tower and given cuffs and a collar that blocks/dampens meta abilities and it manages to actually work on Danny. He refuses to cooperate with any members who try to question him since it’s pointless to fight against them now that he’s captured. Danny views himself steps away from being fully dead as he believes the Justice League will hand him over to the Men in White once they’re finished with him.
Non colored version under readmore:
Hi! I don’t know why this is suddenly my favorite thing ever, but it sure is!
Clockwork is Kronos AU or smthn? Prompt?
idk, but something or other leads to Danny being introduced/introducing himself as Kronos’ son (youngest or! oldest for shits and giggles because i think it’d be really funny for Diana to just go, why are you older than Zeus, child)
and everyone’s like “Kronos had a son he didn’t eat?”
And Clockwork just drops a green stickynote that says “the rest of them are going to be little shits, of course I have a favourite child,” ‘cause obviously he looked into the future to know what his children were like and chose to give them trauma in response to that.
and Danny’s just so fucking tired, says i love you too, dad and then deals with whatever threat or issue he’s put through
and Diana is now on the hunt for her uncle (?)
DP x DC. Danny, Damian, Clockwork, Batfam. Danny & Clockwork, Danny & Damian, Damian & Clockwork, Danny & Batman, Damian & Batman. Transitive power of adoption.
The Observants are Not Happy about Clockwork adopting Danny, and in order to keep Danny safe from them Clockwork ends up de-aging him and throwing him across dimensions, reincarnating him into the DC universe as the older twin brother of Damian Al Ghul.
Damian grows up with his brother telling him that because Damian is his brother, his father is Damian’s father, and they’re both the sons of the imprisoned Master of Time. Pressing it into his chest as a secret to keep just for them.
Talia eventually takes both her sons to Bruce, and once Batman has earned Danny’s trust, he gets told about Clockwork too. Now Bats has to A). Figure out how to free a time deity, before his youngest kids do something dangerous trying to free him themselves, and B). Figure out how to co-parent said kids with said time deity.
Danny has his full suite of powers, but his control (over everything except the “off” switch, thankfully. He knows better than to let slip even the idea of his abilities within a thousand miles of Ra’s Al Ghul.) and stamina are somewhat damaged by being a child.
Day (639/100) in my #∞daysofwriting @the-wip-project 1st of Mar
DP x DC. Danny Phantom, Superman, Batman.
A group of villains attack an event they know the JL is going to be investigating undercover. They're looking for secret Identities amongst the crowd, and Danny, long since a full-fledged adult, happens to be attending as well.
Danny, unlike Clark, does not dress to conceal his physique, or hide behind glasses, or hold himself to seem smaller or bumbling.
He gets wrongly picked out as Superman within moments.
And Danny, who can fly, who has mild superstrength, who can tell where kryptonite is because it radiates like all food-quality ectoplasam, who's not as concerned about being discovered since the meta rights act overturned the anti-ecto acts, and who's only become more of a gremlin as full fledged adult, figures 'Sure, why not, I can be Superman :)'
Batman is not the only person who is blindsided when "Superman" leans over and eats the kryptonite right out of the man's hand.
"That was rock candy." Not-Superman gave the man a cheshire cat grin. "You might want to double-check your supplier."
"That was definitely kryptonite," Superman informed him over the com, his voice flat with the kind of flabbergasted disbelief Batman had thought they both left behind a couple of world-ending-disasters ago.
Day (634/100) in my #∞daysofwriting @the-wip-project 24th of Feb
You said 'long since a full-fledged adult' so I'm putting our boy at a neat and tidy 30. (This is also the year he will stop aging at a normal speed and start doing so at an extremely slow one. Vlad sitting pretty at looking the same as when he was 45ish though ages quicker than Danny while slower than regular humans.) He and Vlad will eventually claim to be half brothers when (quasi/functional) immortality identity covers become necessary.
Bruce is 32, Dick is 17, Jason is 13. (Dick and Jason not present in this drabble.) Hints of Danny/Bruce
None of this is important, but by god do I love world building bullshit.
Onward!
Wasn't sure where to pick up after this, but I'm about to combine it with that Amity Parkers as Unofficial Crowd Control during Hero Fights. Accidentally also added in Lore from the Like and Survive! Prompt.
A prompt/lore post I spent an hour looking for but couldn't locate. bleh.
@phandomhyperfixationblog (I noticed you got missed in the taglist)
